Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint

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Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint

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WASHINGTON—Following months of bruising criticism from Democrats and President Trump alike, an inconsolable Jeff Sessions was reportedly trying to commit suicide Thursday by smoking a joint. “I swore I’d never take the coward’s way out, but what choice do I have?” said a teary-eyed Sessions, carefully laying a sealed…

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